Jim Carrey Makes Desperate Plea To Have Babies With Emma Stone

49-year-old actor Jim Carrey confessed his love for actress Emma Stone, 22, on his official website on Wednesday (August 24).

“Emma, I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you,” Carrey tells her. “We would have chubby little freckle-faced kids, we’d laugh all day long, go camping and play Yahtzee. Tell ghost stories by the fire.”

“And every day, for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you,” the actor continues. “But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard, and it takes me a little bit longer to pee than it used to.”

“I think you’re very special and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment,” the Mr. Popper’s Penguinsstar tells Stone. “But most of all, I wish you love and contentment.”

And here I was hoping he’d make things work out with ex Jenny McCarthy. What was I thinking?

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Lunchtime Links With The Cast Of ‘The Help’

Author Kathyrn Stockett brought along her daughter to the premiere of the movie “The Help“, which is based on her book of the same name.  Also in attendance were some of the cast members of the movie: Emma Stone, Octavia Spencer, Viola Davis, Allison Janney, and Ahna O’Reilly.

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