Victoria Beckham Says That Katie Is Bloated, Not Pregnant!


Well, that headline is a “little” misleading as Victoria wasn’t singling out Katie!

Victoria Beckham said that she and her famous friends — Katie Holmes, Eva Longoria Parker and Kate Beckinsale — love to joke about crazy pregnancy rumors.

“You get a little water retention; it’s not news,” Victoria, 34, said in the January issue of Harper’s Bazaar. “Me, Katie, Eva and Kate always joke about how one of us is allegedly pregnant, but no, we’re just a little bloated today! None of us is pregnant.”

But that doesn’t mean that Victoria wouldn’t like to have more kids. Already mom to three boys – Brooklyn, 9; Romeo, 6 and Cruz, 3 – she says she’s ready for a daughter.

“I’m such a girl’s girl,” she said. “I walk into my closet and go, ‘Crikey!’ To one day hand that down to another girl….”

She also opened up about her “very disciplined” diet.

“It’s funny; I go to the gym now,” she shared. “I run four miles a day.”

Before events, “I go into hair and makeup, and I turn into ‘Victoria Beckham.’ I’ll try on all my dresses, and I’ll pick out a handbag, and I’ll put on shades. I instantly turn into into this person, and it sort of feels like a character. And there are so many pictures of it…But it’s a true character because it’s still me.”

But what hasn’t disappeared are her trademark high heels, though some have deemed them as impractical. “Oh, c’mon,” she insisted, “they’re not that hard to walk in … They’re not uncomfortable! [But] you have to go to a sex shop to get this spray to polish them.”

As for how she dresses when the paparazzi are not following her, Victoria, 34, shared, “I run around the house in a tracksuit sometimes.”

She dolls herself up anytime she leaves the house.

“If I go to the supermarket looking like s–t, that affects my work. I am selling an image,” she says. “Plus, I have fun with it.”

She added that she is learning not to have a scowl on her face all the time.

“I have started smiling,” she said. “I’ve mastered this smirk; it’s a smile that isn’t a smile.” (She looks angry sometimes, she explains, because she’s “had so many things said about me over the years, like a public bullying.”)

Meanwhile, she says her nine-year marriage to David Beckham is going well.

“We’ve had a lot of ups and downs,” she admitted. “I love him more now than when I first met him.

“Back then, there was a certain innocence,” she said. “I look back and think if only I knew then what I know now. I’ve toughened up a lot.”

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  1. Jessica says

    If she ran 4 miles a day she would have a lot more definition. I don’t believe, I think she just doesn’t eat.

  2. what? says

    I actually like her, oddly enough. I do believe how she dresses in public and her “scowl” is a facade and she uses it to protect herself a little. I hope she gets her little girl…..imagine the wardrobe!

  3. Just me says

    Hahahaha, Kay, that’s what I thought, too.
    Posh shouldn’t have to defend any of their figures because NONE OF THEM EVEN LOOK BLOATED!! And even if they all gained 50 pounds, it’s none of anyone’s business. Standards are way too high in Hollywood.
    And I agree with catsue … no one is that skinny and still has those boobs!!

  4. catsue says

    #2- she does have a figure- it’s called BOOB JOB! She has huge, round, fake boobs that look like giant softballs glued on. Check out her fake, knobby nipples also poking through her clothes.

  5. oriana says

    She is cute, has very shapely legs and I think she is a good mother. Other than that, I can’t stand her. She is a sourpuss, looks snobbish all the time to me! And when going out for a walk, others have on tennis shoes or flats (seen in pictures with them walking) and she has on heels. Please, we all know walking or hiking, you don’t wear high heels, she only does it for attention! She definitely is the Boss in the family, he is handsome as they come, but when he opens his mouth he sounds ignorant!

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