Britney had a busy weekend. Britney and her cousin Ali went out to tan at the tanning salon and then enjoyed a sushi dinner in Beverly Glen Bel Aire on April 13th.
And on this same day Britney made her notorious valley-girl tirade…I dare you to watch it here! It’s nuts! She invited one of the male photographers to come into the tanning salon for her to record some sort of message. As much as I typically try to cast a positive light on Britney and her actions, this was downright WEIRD!
The following is the transcript:
Britney: “Hi. Yes first I want to say hey to all of my fans and I can’t wait for all my stuff to come out I’m really really excited.
[Sarcasm]And also I just want to say that I’m just really really shocked how nice our world is because it is just so nice like omg the other day I was sitting there and I saw these magazines and they said I was pregnant and it is so true like Ameria believe everything you read because you’re smart and I’m stupid like for real come on ya’ll and then after that I totally saw also on the USA Today, because always believe everything you read, it said I am drinking all the time and it was like so right it was so true like omg. It was so true and like my management totally knew what they were doing when they sent me to rehab so right you know like I’m going to cry right now because the world is so nice like this lady told me she said “Britney go to the light and see Jesus” and I said omg I’m going to do it and I did and it happened! [End sarcasm]
Thank you. Thank you. I’m going to have to hire you man. Alright thank you.”
Then Britney did a retake!
“And, like, I saw these magazines, and they said I was pregnant, and like it’s so true. Like, America, believe everything you read because like you’re smart and I’m stupid. Like for real. C’mon y’all,” she said.
“Like this lady told me, she said, ‘Britney, go to the light. Go to the light and see Jesus, OK?’ And I was like, ‘Ohmigod, I’m going to do it.’ And I did it. And it happened, and it’s just so weird because our world is so nice.”
That same night Britney and Ali went out to Club Parc in Hollywood. Cute dress!
And Brit was spotted back at Beverly Glen Bel Aire on April 14th.