I have been in a real funk about my teeth (even though they are perfectly fine) and now I know why. We are constantly looking at celebs on tv, the movies and in magazines who have gleaming white smiles. I have actually started to feel so self-conscious about my teeth that I don’t want to smile fully. I used to have very white teeth, but after becoming a mom I developed an addiction to coffee (only Dunkin Donuts will do) and red wine has become one of my guilty pleasures. I feel no guilt for the coffee…that actually feels noble! But the wine definitely feels guilty! The point is that my teeth are no longer a beautiful shade of white. Catherine Zeta-Jones is an admitted wine and cigarette aficionado….so why are her teeth so white? Looks like anyone with $30,000 to spare can have the perfect celeb smile!